The Definitive Multi-Purpose Valentine’s Watchlist

OBSCURAE brings you a resource you can really use - a veritable Swiss Knife of Valentine’s Recommendations for all of your cinematic needs, for all eventuality and level of existence.

Well, almost all.

If you’re single and happy about it

Hit Man (2023)

All that Jazz (1979)

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

If you’re single and not happy about it

Past Lives (2023)

Before Sunset (2004)

Drive (2011)

If you’re newly single, and happy about it

The First Wives Club (1996)

Who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf (1966)

Anatomy of a Fall (2023)

If you’re newly single, and sad about it

Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

Her (2013)

Your Monster (2024)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

If you’re single and GAY.

Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Mulholland Drive (2001)

All of us Strangers (2023)

Passages (2023)

Bottoms (2023)

Love Lies Bleeding (2024)

Ella Enchanted (2004) (Trust me on this)

If you’re single and OLD, or you FEEL OLD.

Babygirl (2024)

Chef (2014)

Marriage Story (2019)

Before Midnight (2013)

If you’re happily partnered

Nothing for you. Go cuddle your partner and watch whatever. This isn’t all about you, you know.