

Anyone but You
A modern Shakespeare adaptation? Yes. A modern rom-com alluding to Zillenial malaise in late-stage capitalism? Yes.
One of my least favorite characters that either lead has played? Yes. Too corny for my current taste? Yes. A good try, but nothing to write about beyond being a little too beige? Also yes.
They could never make me hate you, Glenn.
Dune: Part Two
Once Javier Bardem started praying like a Muslim, I switched it off. DDDNE—I don’t know what I expected.
Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning
I used to love these movies, but something jumped the shark in a bad way. Still, it’s nowhere near as hokey as it could be. Vanessa Kirby delivers every time; I forgot how severely she ate last time.
I didn’t finish it because I kind of fell asleep, but not really.
Airplanes are weird.